
September 2016
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Your Cousin Just Became A Pampered Chef Consultant. How Long Can You Avoid Her?
The holidays are almost upon us which can only mean one thing: You’re going to have to see some extended family in the not-so-distant future. But wait… what’s this? It says on Facebook that your cousin Ashley is now a Pampered Chef Consultant. Oh sweet Jesus. You know she’s going to bring one of those […] More
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Your Grandma Wants To Know Why You Haven’t Called More
by Kipzio Staff in Advice, Featured, Funny, Love & Relationships
You’re just getting to work on a Wednesday morning. You went out a little too late last night and will likely be paying for it for the rest of the day. You take your first sip of biter office coffee when you feel your phone buzzing in your pocket. The number on the screen looks […] More
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Best of the Web: The 2016 Presidential Debate… In Tweets!
by Kipzio Staff in Featured, Politics, Social
The first of three presidential debates is now over. The podiums are packed up, the chairs all stacked, and best of all there are a ton of funny tweets to go through. According to CNBC, Twitter users mentioned Trump nearly two times for every time Hillary Clinton was mentioned. Twitter also said this was the most tweeted debate ever. […] More
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Bad News: Your Son’s Band Is Terrible
by Kipzio Staff in Advice, Funny
A father must face the awful truth that his son’s band is probably just dicking around. Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-n1-NXLgU More
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Hey, Has Anyone Seen Waldo from Family Matters?
by Kipzio Staff in Entertainment
Sure, he was big in the 90s. But seriously, where is he now? We’re really starting to get worried. Wait, you can help! Find Waldo Geraldo Faldo. More
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Worried About Yahoo’s Data Breach? What About Your AltaVista Search History?
by Kipzio Staff in Advice, Apps, Featured, Tech
The email address that everyone sends their junk mail to has been compromised! Yahoo announced that back in 2014, they were victims of one of the largest data breaches in history. Literally hundreds of millions of Yahoo email accounts were accessed, giving hackers unfiltered access to erectile disfunction emails and constant contact lists you signed […] More
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Real Quick: Can You Teach This Man How To Peel A Kiwi?
by Kipzio Staff in Advice, Featured, Food, WOW
Meet James. James is a 34 year old male from Upstate New York. He graduated college with a degree in business administration. He has won several awards for his work. James is smart. There’s just one thing: He doesn’t know how to peel a kiwi. Could you maybe explain it quick? It would really mean […] More
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Sweeping The Nation: Fantasy Fantasy Football
by Kipzio Staff in Entertainment, Featured, Sports
It’s the buzz around offices across the United States. Men huddled together, all talking about one thing: Fantasy Football. “Have you guys ever played on those sites like DraftKings?” says Steve from accounting. The men all talk about how they’ve thought about trying it. Even how if they did, they’d probably win big like those […] More
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Don’t Forget: You’re not a real mom until you get the mom haircut
by Kipzio Staff in Advice, Entertainment, Funny, Late Night, Lifestyle
Ok, you’re pregnant. But when do you really become a mom? A new mom-to-be (Brie Larson) learns about “the cut,” the haircut that all moms (Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Sasheer Zamata, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones) eventually get. “No one wants the cut. The cut chooses you.” More
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Help! I’ve been under a rock. Tell me about 2016
by Kipzio Staff in Featured, Funny, Politics, WTF
It just another Monday morning. You walk to work the same way you always have, but this time, something is different. You feel like someone is watching you. Wait. What’s that? Is that… is that a guy under a rock? You go over to check it out You: “Holy shit. What are you doing under […] More
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UNDER PRESSURE: High School Sophomore Has Tweet Go Viral
by Kipzio Staff in Featured, Social, WOW
It was just another Wednesday afternoon. Kyle Brigs was walking home from school as he often did. Casually strolling, unaware of the crazy twist his life was about to take. While passing by his neighbors house, Kyle noticed their dog Ruffles was outside. Kyle remembers the moment as if it were yesterday. “I remember their […] More