May 2017

Monthly Archives

  • Sit Back & Enjoy: These Are April’s Finest Tweets

    [alternate universe where jesus christ's name was jeffy spaghetti] ME: *hears some horrible news* jeffy spaghetti — Ally Gator 🐊 (@notacroc) April 7, 2017 [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-time HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K — Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) April 19, 2017 [inventor of the zoo] *sees […] More