The Best Jobs You’ve Never Heard Of Before Right Now

They’re probably all real too.

McDonalds Drive-thru Napkin Counter

Are you good at math? Well this job is not for you. A complete lack of consistency is all it takes to become a pro at this position.

Simply throw whatever number of napkins you want into each bag. Just a burger? Throw in 10. A meal for four? Give them one. There is no wrong answer, just have fun!

New Product Development at Reese’s

Sure, everyone knows about Reese’s Peanut butter cups. But lately, the candy company has been churning out pretty much anything they can think of. Sticks, Squares, Santas, even Peanut butter cups with Reese’s pieces inside.

It’s a real “anything goes” mentality right now and you can get in on the ground floor. Your job, should you chose to accept it, is to just start naming different shapes as well as ways you can integrate other Reese’s products back in to similar Reese’s products.

Again, the most important part is to just have a good time.

Totinos Pizza Roll Hype Man (or Woman)

Basically your job is to spread brand awareness of Totinos Pizza Rolls. They were big back in the day, but sales are beginning to decline due to various factors in the small pizza consumables marketplace.

Millions of grade school children and teens will never know the joy of burning their mouth on a piping hot pizza roll, only to have the very next one still be frozen. In a society of instant gratification and “on demand” everything, these kids could stand to be let down a little.

This is real life, punks.

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