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New ABC show “Fish Tank” helps “business owners” raise capital
After the overwhelming success of ABC’s hit show “Shark Tank”, executives at the network began searching for a new angle to expand the show even further. Realizing that not every company needs millions to launch their business, the Disney subsidiary has announced production on their newest foray into investor based television: Fish Tank. Fish Tank, […] More
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Customer Service Representative Really Appreciates Your Patience
While technology has made vast leaps over the past 20 years, the one thing we haven’t been able to find more of is time. That’s why Sarah wants to thank you for your patience. She appreciates your business and understands how busy you are. If she could just have a few moments to lookup your account. […] More
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Stock Market, Guy From Local Grocery Store Both At Record High
In recent days, stocks have reached an all-time high. Driven by a positive outlook on the nation’s economy, many advisors and brokerages are warning that the growth is unsustainable. Far from Wall Street, Mark Lupper is also at an all time high due to some “sweet” medical grade marijuana he got from his cousin. A […] More
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The Best Jobs You’ve Never Heard Of Before Right Now
McDonalds Drive-thru Napkin Counter Are you good at math? Well this job is not for you. A complete lack of consistency is all it takes to become a pro at this position. Simply throw whatever number of napkins you want into each bag. Just a burger? Throw in 10. A meal for four? Give them […] More
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Following NYE Party, Coworker Now “All About House Music”
As a new year begins, millions of Americans are returning to work. Dale Freedman, a sales associate from Chicago, says his job is typically pretty mundane. “It’s a mindless job, which is perfect for me actually.” commented Dale. However, upon arriving at his desk after a week off, Dale immediately noticed something was different. “It […] More
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Inspiring: This Guy Delivers Pizza, But Doesn’t Smoke Weed!
Dave Simpson, a 26 year old from Upstate New York, has just broken a decades old tradition. Simpson, who was recently laid off from a job in retail, decided to deliver pizzas while he “figured things out”. There’s just one caveat: Dave doesn’t constantly smoke weed. For years, it has been a widely accepted truth that all […] More
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Brand New Essential Oils You Didn’t Even Know You Needed
For thousands of years, people around the world have used the power of essential oils to achieve emotional, physical, and spiritual wellness. Well put away that Lavender and throw that Thieves oil on the fucking ground, because these are the all new essentials oils dropping in 2017. Knowing When To Shut Up® What could be […] More
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Take A Vacation From Your Desk With These Songs Named After Places
So it’s the middle of the week and you’re stuck at work. Don’t you wish you could just get away to some far off destination? Just jump on a plane and be far away from the emails and phone calls that are getting you down? Too bad. You’re an adult with a full time job […] More
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Why Workplaces Should Adopt Bitmoji
Bitmoji is the texting app that creates those sometimes-accurate sometimes-ridiculous 2-D iPhone renderings of us. Bitmoji, which advertises itself as “your expressive cartoon avatar”, has taken off for its comical likeness to us and vast, fitting selection of expressions. But a more fundamental reason for Bitmoji’s success may be this: a face tells a million […] More
