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Coworker Wants You To Know It’s Really Cold Outside
In the wake of 24 hour news cycles and constant social media updates, there are still a few things that fall through the cracks. Sure, you may know about overseas conflicts and be up to date on the latest political scandal, but have you been outside? In an attempt to educate the masses, your coworker […] More
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New ABC show “Fish Tank” helps “business owners” raise capital
After the overwhelming success of ABC’s hit show “Shark Tank”, executives at the network began searching for a new angle to expand the show even further. Realizing that not every company needs millions to launch their business, the Disney subsidiary has announced production on their newest foray into investor based television: Fish Tank. Fish Tank, […] More
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Customer Service Representative Really Appreciates Your Patience
While technology has made vast leaps over the past 20 years, the one thing we haven’t been able to find more of is time. That’s why Sarah wants to thank you for your patience. She appreciates your business and understands how busy you are. If she could just have a few moments to lookup your account. […] More
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Trump Organization Releases New Cologne: Hot Garbage
From the fairways of southern Florida to the halls of the Whitehouse, now you too an smell just like a Trump. Hot Garbage, the new scent from Trump International captures the essence of the entire Trump family in one, nauseating aroma. Unbutton your sport coat and bask in the medley of Aqua Velva and Drakkar Noir mixed with a […] More
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Stock Market, Guy From Local Grocery Store Both At Record High
In recent days, stocks have reached an all-time high. Driven by a positive outlook on the nation’s economy, many advisors and brokerages are warning that the growth is unsustainable. Far from Wall Street, Mark Lupper is also at an all time high due to some “sweet” medical grade marijuana he got from his cousin. A […] More
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Following NYE Party, Coworker Now “All About House Music”
As a new year begins, millions of Americans are returning to work. Dale Freedman, a sales associate from Chicago, says his job is typically pretty mundane. “It’s a mindless job, which is perfect for me actually.” commented Dale. However, upon arriving at his desk after a week off, Dale immediately noticed something was different. “It […] More
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Brand New Essential Oils You Didn’t Even Know You Needed
For thousands of years, people around the world have used the power of essential oils to achieve emotional, physical, and spiritual wellness. Well put away that Lavender and throw that Thieves oil on the fucking ground, because these are the all new essentials oils dropping in 2017. Knowing When To Shut Up® What could be […] More
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Take A Vacation From Your Desk With These Songs Named After Places
So it’s the middle of the week and you’re stuck at work. Don’t you wish you could just get away to some far off destination? Just jump on a plane and be far away from the emails and phone calls that are getting you down? Too bad. You’re an adult with a full time job […] More
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Why Workplaces Should Adopt Bitmoji
Bitmoji is the texting app that creates those sometimes-accurate sometimes-ridiculous 2-D iPhone renderings of us. Bitmoji, which advertises itself as “your expressive cartoon avatar”, has taken off for its comical likeness to us and vast, fitting selection of expressions. But a more fundamental reason for Bitmoji’s success may be this: a face tells a million […] More
