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Sit Back & Enjoy: These Are April’s Finest Tweets
[alternate universe where jesus christ's name was jeffy spaghetti] ME: *hears some horrible news* jeffy spaghetti — Ally Gator 🐊 (@notacroc) April 7, 2017 [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-time HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K — Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) April 19, 2017 [inventor of the zoo] *sees […] More
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Here Are A Few Funny Tweets You May Have Missed In March
Excuse my French but…WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFbaguette — penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) March 31, 2017 Hi, welcome to assumptions club. I think we all know why we're here. — MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) March 9, 2017 [being murdered by cows]more like (finger quotes) "moodered" amirite[the other farm animals immediately join in, even some corn is mad] — Ygrene (@Ygrene) March […] More
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Russell Stover’s Helps Celebrate Valentine’s Day/Black History Month
Everyone knows that a box of candy is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift, but what do you get that special someone when you also want to recognize their struggle? Russell Stover’s has the answer in this brilliant sketch from SNL. Enjoy! More
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Official Proclamation: These Are The Best Tweets Of 2016
Ok, so 2016 wasn’t the greatest, but fear not! 2017 is almost here and it’s not like it could be any wor- Ok, here are some very funny tweets in no particular order. In an alternate universe there is only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with John Travolta. — […] More
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You’re Stuck In The 80’s & The Only Way Back Is To Convince Everyone Bill Cosby Is A Bad Guy
You’re walking down a dark alley on your way home from a friend’s house. You’ve never taken this way home before, but something was pulling you here. As you turn a corner, there is a door. It almost appears to be glowing. You walk up to it and turn the knob. Whooooooaaaaaa! What just happened? […] More
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Your Grandma Wants To Know Why You Haven’t Called More
You’re just getting to work on a Wednesday morning. You went out a little too late last night and will likely be paying for it for the rest of the day. You take your first sip of biter office coffee when you feel your phone buzzing in your pocket. The number on the screen looks […] More
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Bad News: Your Son’s Band Is Terrible
A father must face the awful truth that his son’s band is probably just dicking around. Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-n1-NXLgU More
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Don’t Forget: You’re not a real mom until you get the mom haircut
Ok, you’re pregnant. But when do you really become a mom? A new mom-to-be (Brie Larson) learns about “the cut,” the haircut that all moms (Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Sasheer Zamata, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones) eventually get. “No one wants the cut. The cut chooses you.” More
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Help! I’ve been under a rock. Tell me about 2016
It just another Monday morning. You walk to work the same way you always have, but this time, something is different. You feel like someone is watching you. Wait. What’s that? Is that… is that a guy under a rock? You go over to check it out You: “Holy shit. What are you doing under […] More
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Elderly Woman Continues To Believe She Will Win The Lottery “Any Day Now”
In a small rural town in Upstate New York, Betty Cloonin, age 73, has been feeling pretty lucky. Betty has been coming to the same grocery store for over 20 years to purchase her “lucky scratchers”. “I haven’t won yet, but I can feel it’s coming soon.” Despite over two decades of losing, Betty wakes […] More
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Would These Celebs Still Be Famous If Their First Name Was Their Last? We Investigate.
Does having the “right name” really give you an advantage in life? We’re investigating this theory by taking a look at celebrities whose last name could also be their first. Anderson Cooper With a staggering net-worth of over $100 million, Anderson Cooper is a huge success. Sure, he already came from money being the great-great-great-grandson […] More
