Lifehack: How To Get In A Tight Pair Of Pants

Step 1: Relax The pants

Ask the pants about their day. Compliment the pants. “Are you even skinnier?” Pants love this stuff.

Step 2: Play the pants some light jazz

Nothing relaxes a situation like light jazz. That’s why they plat it at the dentist.

Step 3: Get the pants drunk

Everyone loosens up after a few drinks. Not too many though, you still need consent.

Step 4: Surprise the pants

“Is that a sweet pair of shorts over there?” When the pants look, jump inside the pants. Now the pants are on you and even the pants know that taking them back off would be a whole thing.

Step 5: When all else fails, settle on sweats

Sweatpants never silently judge you for putting on a few extra pounds. Sweatpants love you just the way you are.