Kipzio Staff
Ah yes, the kitchen.
Home of your favorite snacks, a place to gather with family and your second favorite room in which to cry.
We’ve all seen them so they’re very relatable which makes them RIPE for parody! Now without further Mountain Dew…
me: ah, now I will drift gently off to dreamland.
refrigerator: I SHALL MAKE US SOME ICE CUBES — spacegirl (@iamspacegirl) April 26, 2016
This tweet should be on every tweet list. It’s that damn good.
New year, new me *finally fixes that plate thing in the microwave so it rotates*
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 31, 2017
Maybe next year…
INVENTOR OF THE TOASTER: It cooks things! FRIEND: So you made an oven? INVENTOR: No, it’s just for bread. FRIEND: So it bakes bread? INVENTOR: No, you have to make that in an oven.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) November 16, 2017
One of the funniest accounts on Twitter.(Period)
Years ago I was able to find the trashcan in a friend’s kitchen on the first try, and I’ve been riding that high ever since
— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) November 17, 2017
Basically like winning the lottery.
“Well-behaved women seldom make history,” I whisper as I don’t wait the full ten minutes for the oven to preheat.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 6, 2017
That’s true bravery.
I am putting some ice in the microwave for 20 seconds in order to make a delicious glass of water
— Brendan O’Hare (@brendohare) July 9, 2017
There is also an instructional video (THREAD)
Just got emotional thinking about how the plates on the bottom in my kitchen cabinets never get used.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 11, 2017
Damn. This one makes you think.
Imagine having a bottle of Worcestershire sauce in your fridge that WASN’T eight years old.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) September 27, 2017
That’s not a thing.
You can be a colossal mess but if you keep pomegranate juice in your fridge people will think you absolutely have your shit together
— caustic sand witch (@hellohappy_time) June 19, 2017
This is a thing.
toaster settings:
– warm but still bread – warm but still bread – warm but still bread – burnt — paperwash© (@PaperWash) July 24, 2015
