What could possibly be better than jokes and food together in one place? NOTHING. Here are just a few of our favorites. Be sure to follow these funny folks on Twitter… or don’t and miss out on gold like this:
A neat thing about eating gluten-free is when you run out of food you can just eat your mail.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 2, 2016
If you love free continental breakfast so much then why don’t you Marriott.
— jerm (@JermHimselfish) December 8, 2015
Just like the commercials, I also love sitting around with my girlfriends eating yogurt while talking about yogurt.
— Momo (@pickledino) December 24, 2014
Bagels are hard horrible donuts.
— Elizabeth is Ruined (@Elizasoul80) December 24, 2015
wife: “i thought you were trying to lose weight” me: [with my mouthful] “these are diet chicken wings”
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) December 7, 2015
Lunch is only as far away as you want it to be
— Julia Bush (@jabush) September 23, 2015
Waitress: will that be all? Mr Mister: *slides basket of bones* WHY DONT YOU TAKE, THESE BROKEN WINGS? Waitress: we can’t keep doing this.
— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) January 7, 2016