Happening Now: Trump Announces New Cabinet

It’s the best cabinet. The greatest cabinet.

With rumors and speculation running wild, President-Elect Donald Trump has finally announced his new cabinet.

“It gives me great pleasure to announce I have selected this beautiful, narrow credenza featuring iron scroll details.”

The pick comes as a shock to both the media, as well as those close to Trump.

Advisor Kelly Anne Conway says while she’s certainly surprised, she still believes Trump made a sold choice.

“Mr Trump has always thought differently when it comes to how things should work. This is just another way he’s bucking trends.”

Asked for comment, one political reporter was quoted as saying “Are you kidding me?” and also “Does he really not understand that it wasn’t supposed to be an actual cabinet??”

For now, Trump seems to be ignoring the criticism, saying only that his choice was meant to reflect the current feeling around the country.

“The top is distressed, just like most Americans are right now.”

We’ll continue to follow this story as it develops.

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