Tom Hanks To America: “You are gonna be fine”

Tom Hanks was recently named “America’s Dad” by Esquire magazine.

On his most recent visit to SNL, Hanks put on a cardigan and sat down to reassure a worried nation. “Remember when you went through that Depression? This is nothing! You’re just growing up, and you’re in an awkward phase.”

He goes on to remind us all that this nation has done some pretty amazing things.

“You went to the moon. You invented the Internet. You created a cannon that shoots T-shirts.”

Like all dads, he just wants the best for us.

“No matter what happens, I’m proud of you.”

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